last night i had korean dinner ! too much western fare of late. i think consecutively nine days or more. ask g, i even dreamt bk came up with a new fries flavour. they were semi spicy, cos i remembered them being vermillion, with coconut shreds all over them, like in place of salt, or sth, & VERY CRISPY. i woke up with a sore jaw i must have been chomping them all night. golly. so yes, fare was asian last night. over dinner sth intriguing came into discourse.

j: is korean stuff v different from japanese ?
y: yah, think the koreans are trying as much to make themselves different, historic reasons maybe.
j: like what.
y: like see, the japs always eat fresh stuff, sashimi, then the koreans purposely make theirs preserved. KIMCHI, see. its almost rebellious.
j: yah then the japs breathe fresh air the koreans breathe stale air.
y: ? tsk dont be ridiculous.

i have a v screwed up voicemail because glendalee made me shriek & yell in hysterics & it got recorded & now people will definitely not get back to me if im temporarily unavailable. tragic. so this is a disclaimer. the screaming was not a usual thing, okay. im normally quiet & SOLEMN. shucks lah i need to hurry change my voicemail GLENDA YOU MORON. YOU OFFEND ALBA (ME) NOW WHO'S GONNA GET ME ANOTHER TIGER.

recently g the girlfriend & me, we went suki fer buffet dinner. i am her yuki & she is my yucky. so we ate sushi conveyor, steamboat, & teppanyaki. dont judge the hungry please thanks. sambal dory v v nice. we cooked fer each other & praised each other's cooking. stupid girl took so many sausages & then left the turgid things swimming in the pot, cos she found out they're not nice. luckily my talent of concealment worked. ALWAYS TAKE EGGS. SHELLS ARE WONDERFUL. anyway after main course hei bai peis were being conveyed. & of all things to be present in the restaurant, there was A HAI BAI PEI THIEF. very very foolish of the person to try to be funny cos g & i we like the black sticks alot so the quest began, to see who can get more bowls of hei bai pei. i went toilet before the game started & then when i came back wah ! g had amassed four bowls, FOUR leh. HAHAH. she is damn greedy. so v happily i started eating the strawberry one. LAOHONG ALREADY damn sad. somemore she took four bowls, gg. i fear wafer sticks now. this is why i am her yuki & she is my yucky.

my mum made dark chocolate almond walnut cookies. they are damn powerful, like, POW-WOW-FULL. fer the first time in very very long i had a homecooked dinner tonight. that, & a call from faraway has made my night exceedingly precious. so often one goes 'goodnight', but how many can truly have one ? i did, goodnight (:

you can have your tiger roll & eat it.

someone special craved carls jr the other day, so we went straight fer a huge chunk of a midday meal. & there was criss cut fries ! & onion rings, & oh, a v fun beverage bar. then cos they have like non/low- carbo burgs fer those people who are on the fatkins diet HAHAH. so the lady beside us was having her patties wrapped in leaves. lettuce i presuppose. then she was with her guy who was happily tucking into his bread version. then after her burger she happily went on to eat FRIES ! which is such a non carbo source, really. there is no climax to this tale hee but BUT oh the part that annoyed me the most was the accent that she was affecting. its the one where you can easily mimic when you pinch your nose & say "like totally". YAH YAH i can almost hear yer attempt. okay anyway on the topic of weird people, i like the song creep. radiohead hoho. im a creeeeeeep, im a weirrdddooooo. so cute, i guess part of genuine insanity is betrayed by its sufferer's denial. so i suppose if you admit that you are odd, it vaporises part of the absurdity. but some eccentric people are cute, even in utmost denial; like, yash (:

that day we went fer chocolate fondue at read street & it was just the two of us, & it felt v special indeed. everytime i use the word 'indeed' i feel like enid blyton because she always ends off with a classic ' AND THEY ALL FELT VERY PLEASED INDEED ! DONT YOU ?' you get the point. but we did feel v pleased ! until the chocolate got lapped away. so in a bid to continue feeling pleased we got a second sundae. after that you come to realise it really isnt about the dessert, or the cool ambience. cos when we were out there under purple lights & stars i still felt it, yupp i did. yash this is fer missing monday with you. -TRIGGER (:

im reading a book called 'dogs never lie about love' & from someone who hardly goes 'so cuteeee !' when i see a pup or a kitten (I DONT LIKE CATS) i must say the book is damn inspiring. & can you believe this. i miss ricky. for those of you who are ignorant, she used to stay with us but stress piled up & we gave her to another family. now i sleep with panther everynight. hes this elastic comfy bummy pup my dad gave me fer valentines this year. he has pink ears & a red heart on his bottom, & he has a body like a daschund. panther is a metrosexual because he cares alot about how he looks. he is also a very very rough sleeper cos every morning when i wake up he is on the floor. tsk.

i just drank milk. suddenly i miss the milk from hokkaido. abuzasabo ! (:

on a totally random note, i think its really heartening, to expect nothing & still be assured, always, however way you spell it.

they say you are what you eat. therefore i am nuts. a whole 300g bagging worth of premium mixed. ten dollars & seventy cents ! i was so appalled by my failure to estimate 100g. nuts are heavier than they look. like check out the walnut, which resembles a human brain. its really heavy, like a brain, just that the brain is heavier than it is reasonably meant to be. moreover we only use one percent. okay this is where the tomatoes & eggs start plopping in & we all know its time to stop talking about nuts. okay but first i just want to say that i like pistachio nuts but i really dont like the turkish pistachio ice cream. but i dont mind buying just to get tricked by the turkish man, no im not deprived, i just think, its, interesting.

watching wolf creek with yash & g was damnnnnn scary my gosh. half the time, or rather three quarts of it i was smelling my knees, which i lifted to cover my face whenever the killer started carving or disemboweling his victims. it was so nerve wrecking simply listening to the squelch of the stabbing, or the pitch of the cry. so i was there, stuffing myself with nuts and chips and pretending to miss the scenes because i was talking to the two of them but actually feeling really really, chicken. it was so bad there was so much blood all around & she wouldnt stop bleeding. if i have a scab & it tears into scarlet i will have to plaster it immediately. if i were her i would have looked like a mummy if i could help it, already.

couple of days back i was out with camy, sakaeing. & i accidentally ate squid my gosh. cos the round things look like onion rings so i popped a bite. then onions arent chewy so when i realised my onion rings were chewy maybe they arent really onions. theres sth bout jap food. it makes you happy. & that is why the ugly green toad still attracts people like flies everyday. by the way this girl actually knows french, she thinks she does lah. she was trying to sing me a song.